My Siamese cat, Frankie, is what I'd like to call a slut cat. He poses as if he were on the cover of Playgirl. This picture has been my phone display background for a while. I thought you'd like to see the "whore" in action:
Just look at that fuzzy belly! It's taunting you, teasing you to pet it. But don't do it! You may lose a finger.
Damn you slut cat!